Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Dear Peanut,

I understand that you are totally happy rocking out in my body like a good Nut but mom needs to set some rules for the last six weeks. Sorry, dear, but it must be done…

Please don’t kick my bladder so hard. I know you want me to go pee.

Please don’t make me puke again at midnight right after I got settled in bed. If you don’t like Caesar salads, let me know before I am almost asleep and comfortable. That way I don’t scare the living crap out of daddy as I get up and bolt (Or Mickey for that matter.)

Please, enjoy the time you have left in that warm sack of fluids. You got four to six weeks before you need to make an appearance and be adorable for everyone.

I hope you have been liking the music that has been pumped via my iPod thought my belly button to your little spot. Someone should enjoy the music, even if I can’t.

That’s all for now. I love you.


Mommy

3 Comments:

Blogger First Year said...

Such a great post. Funny but also sweet. You seem lik you will be a really loving mom :)

The time is getting so close too. You must be excited (/scared/nervous/happy/etc).

2:27 AM  
Blogger Nut's mom said...

terrified? yup...

8:49 PM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

Girl, you'd better not disappear. I have to KNOW what's happening to you and Peanut!

8:00 PM  

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