The Peanut Chronicles

Thursday, July 27, 2006

fuck you buddy

Reason 72 my husband is an idiot

I went to toys r us

I bought Nut three toys because I am the one home with him 24 hours a day, 6 days a week and I am the one who sees that he is bored with the ONE toy that he has.

I bought a baby gate so the cat can’t get to her favorite shit spot.

I bought Dr. Brown’s bottles, which were recommended by our doc for Nut’s issues with food.

I bought Deft stain spray because god know’s it’s IMPOSSIBLE for the idiot to try to get a stain out of a baby shirt or, hmmm…. I don’t know, a couch cushion? (No turning over the pillow DOES NOT count as removal of stains.)

I spent 163.52 with the use of coupons. I bought everything on sale.

So why is it the asshole feels it’s right to tell me that I didn’t need any of this and I need to “stop spending money so we can buy a house!”

We are not poor. We are not rich. We are a little bit well off.

So listen up fucker, until you sit up with the baby all afternoon dealing with colic after he has thrown up on every piece of clothing he has; tried to wash stains out of furniture that you just let sit because “no one will notice”, try to make the toy that Nut is quickly out growing seem more interesting AND work with the constipation and the night terrors? Yeah… that’s when YOU will be able to tell me what the fuck to do asshole.