Friday, June 30, 2006
I NEED A JOB
You know that you are in need of work when you are driving in a car and then you begin to psychoanalyze a commercial on the radio. No, I shit you not.
The bear, Nut and I went to metropolis tonight to do home work at a deaf social (to which no one showed up I might add. With gas being almost three bucks a gallon it was a massive waste in my opinion). On our way there a commercial came over the radio for Disneyworld. I assume one day we will take Nut down to Disney World and suffer through the corporate bullshit that is all that Disney is but until that day, I am just going to listen to the commercials and roll my eyes.
Anyway, the commercial consisted of a high pitched, squeaky and fluttery voice of a young girl asking a old man, deep voice sounding type where she could fine her seven little friends that she hangs out with. It’s obviously Snow White, as you might suspect. As the announcer describes where each dwarf is I find myself analyzing the situations of each of them:
Sleepy- obviously has an issue with narcolepsy. Possible depression as well.
Grumpy- Depression and Oppositional Defiance Disorder
Sneezey- Munchausen’s disease and hypochondria
Dopey- mild mental retardation, ADD and drug use
Doc- borderline personality disorder
Happy- Bipolar, fast cycling focusing on manic episodes
Bashful- social anxiety disorder, extreme agoraphobia
Snow white herself has some major issues as well:
Child abuse form step mom creates a major mistrust in adults
Acts out with Prince
Vanity
Obsessive-compulsive disorder in regards to cleaning the house.
Eating disorder
I could go on but Nut is in bed and Bear wants me to come to bed now.
Oh my god… I need a job.
posted by Nut's mom at 10:04 PM
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2 Comments:
LMAO! I've psychoanalized Snow White & those dwarves as well. Scary stuff.
I got your tag-message about the music and I'll try to think of stuff... so just any music that has references in the title or lyrics or whatever right?...
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