Tuesday, June 27, 2006

well, shit.

I am currently sporting the most attractive thing for someone who is looking to put forward a professional look while looking for a better paying job with benefits. I have an interview in Metropolis (for a job I don’t really want) and I am sporting a lovely new gift from my husband.

I have a black eye.

Now before everyone goes off and gets their panties in a bunch over my hubby giving me a black eye, let me tell you that it was an accident.

No, really, it was.

At 3 am Bear was asleep with his arm draped over his face. Me, I went to check on Nut in the other room. As I climbed back into bed, Bear moved and his elbow came down right on my nose and face. OUCH! He didn’t even fucking wake up. Ironically, this has even happened before too!

So I look like an idiot. And I am going to interviews with a frigging black eye. What makes it worse is the explanation sounds ridiculous. It really does, I am aware of it, but it’s the truth.

Besides, we all know that I can kick Bear’s ass if I really wanted to.

3 Comments:

Blogger carrie said...

Okay, you are not having good luck in the sleep department these days are you? What with the naked man visiting you and all recently!!!

Good luck on the interview - you could always wear a pair of really hip sunglasses, but that wouldn't be right, would it?

Carrie

1:05 AM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

You didn't tell me you were getting a new look! I love it! I knew it was Karen the moment I saw the header. :)

Congrats, girl!

As for the black eye? Solution: MAC Studiofix.

7:24 AM  
Blogger Nut's mom said...

yeah... I was thinking about it for awhile but I am super computer illiterate so I was waiting to find the right person. I saw this and loved it. Surprise!

11:50 PM  

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